1. born-with-it-maybe:

    so perfect party and silver

    (via l0nely-st0ners)

     

  2. "You have to be odd to be number one."
    — Dr. Seuss (via black-hell)

    (Source: lsd-soaked-tampon, via mother-of-friesss)

     
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  6. anxius:

    boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

    (via porn4ladies)

     

  7. pink-vulva:

    reasons i want to look GOOD 

    • for myself
    • for myself
    • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
    • for myself

    (Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via pocaondas)

     
  8. greuze:

    François Martin-Kavel, Jeune Femme En Deshabille (Detail), 19th Century

    (via intelligenceandaloadedpistol)

     
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  12. "I wouldn’t exactly describe her as strictly beautiful. She knocked me out, though…I mean when she was talking and she got excited about something, her mouth sort of went in about fifty directions, her lips and all. That killed me. And she never really closed it all the way, her mouth. It was always just a little bit open, especially when she got in her golf stance, or when she was reading a book. She was always reading, and she read very good books. She read a lot of poetry and all. She was the only one…"
     

  13. "You should never be surprised when someone treats you with respect, you should expect it."
    — 

    Sarah Dessen, Keeping the Moon (via hqlines)

     

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  14. klipspringers:

    driver roll up the partition please

    (Source: awwww-cute, via blackandbluewolves)

     

  15. "Every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling."
    — Tina Fey (via recoverfromedmemes)

    (via erubeng)